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Sept 16, 2006 20:20:21 GMT 1
Post by thelloydgang on Sept 16, 2006 20:20:21 GMT 1
Eddie even came up with this one too! (Tiny bit worried!!!)
What do you call a piano playing, bad tempered,small,fat,white,1 eyed, 3 legged donkey, with black and white fur, from China who doesn't wash and is wearing pink stilleto's who's stuck in quicksand having a beer, wearing a figure hugging dress and handcuffs and a stetson on his head, looks like Brad Pitt, loves soul music and Sex Pistols and is smoking a joint,whilst appearing in Panto, singing RELAX with a cold covered in sticky dirt, kissing another donkey?
A Hanky- Panky, Manky, Hanky,Skunky,Plinky Plonky,Franky,Widow Twanky,Punky Junkie Funky Hunky Yankee,Cranky,Chunky,Chinky, Honky,Kinky,Slinky, Drinky,Sinky,Pinky,Stinky,Dinky,Winky,Wonkey Donkey
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Sept 16, 2006 22:17:19 GMT 1
Post by BlindWizard on Sept 16, 2006 22:17:19 GMT 1
What do you call a longlegged, piano playing, bad tempered,small,fat,white,1 eyed, 3 legged donkey, with black and white fur, from China who doesn't wash and is wearing pink stilleto's who's stuck in quicksand having a beer, wearing a figure hugging dress and handcuffs and a stetson on his head, looks like Brad Pitt, loves soul music and Sex Pistols and is smoking a joint,whilst appearing in Panto, singing RELAX with a cold covered in sticky dirt, kissing another donkey?
A Lanky,Hanky- Panky, Manky, Hanky,Skunky,Plinky Plonky,Franky,Widow Twanky,Punky Junkie Funky Hunky Yankee,Cranky,Chunky,Chinky, Honky,Kinky,Slinky, Drinky,Sinky,Pinky,Stinky,Dinky,Winky,Wonkey Donkey
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blindmansam
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Sept 16, 2006 22:19:14 GMT 1
Post by blindmansam on Sept 16, 2006 22:19:14 GMT 1
Oooh I've just thought of another one.......but don't think I'm allowed to print it! Karen ;D BTW these jokes are Cr*p . Please start your own Forum elsewhere - I'm sick of 'em already ! Please shoot me when you are ready - Bah You Missed !
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Sept 17, 2006 8:37:03 GMT 1
Post by thelloydgang on Sept 17, 2006 8:37:03 GMT 1
BTW these jokes are Cr*p . Please start your own Forum elsewhere - I'm sick of 'em already ! Please shoot me when you are ready - With pleasure........you miserable g*t!! Karen
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Mar 30, 2007 13:06:48 GMT 1
Post by niceday4selinblind on Mar 30, 2007 13:06:48 GMT 1
So Batman came up to me & he hit me over the head with a vase & he went T'PAU! I said "Don't you mean KAPOW?? He said "No, I've got china in my hand."
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