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Mar 22, 2006 22:58:09 GMT 1
Post by highwayman on Mar 22, 2006 22:58:09 GMT 1
There are only 10 types of people in the world.....
Those who understand binary and those who don't
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Joke
Mar 22, 2006 23:59:47 GMT 1
Post by RED on Mar 22, 2006 23:59:47 GMT 1
There are only 10 types of people in the world..... Those who understand binary and those who don't 01110110 01000101 01110010 01111001 01000110 01010101 01001110 01001110 01111001 01110010 01000101 01000100 |
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Joke
Mar 23, 2006 1:21:19 GMT 1
Post by Blind Scout on Mar 23, 2006 1:21:19 GMT 1
vEry
FuNNy
rED
or is my binary wrong? It is a while since I used it.
Did you mean to say
01010110 01100101 01110010 01111001
01100110 01110101 01101110 01101110 01111001
01010010 01100101 01100100
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Joke
Mar 23, 2006 8:47:07 GMT 1
Post by RED on Mar 23, 2006 8:47:07 GMT 1
vEry FuNNy rED or is my binary wrong? It is a while since I used it. Did you mean to say 01010110 01100101 01110010 01111001 01100110 01110101 01101110 01101110 01111001 01010010 01100101 01100100 Its years since I used it as well, same with basic, forth and logo. Ahhh, those were the days. The old spectrum sinclair and basic programing for exams. Shut the gate on your way out. Or leave it open if its a 1. Red |
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ACCY STANLEY Div 2 Hello boys we're back! & Bloody well staying this time!
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Jun 19, 2006 0:04:50 GMT 1
Post by alcli01957 on Jun 19, 2006 0:04:50 GMT 1
Red
You missed a 0
Oh and a 1 too
LOL
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Jun 19, 2006 1:07:26 GMT 1
Post by RED on Jun 19, 2006 1:07:26 GMT 1
Red You missed a 0 Oh and a 1 too LOL Ill have you know I am only 87. No where near what you think I am. ;D Red |
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Sept 14, 2006 8:21:50 GMT 1
Post by RED on Sept 14, 2006 8:21:50 GMT 1
Just to start the day on a lighter note. What do you call a gay dinosaur? Megasorass What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lickalotopus. ;D RED _______________________________________________  I REALLY should moderate this!!! RED, I am shocked!! |
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Sept 14, 2006 14:44:07 GMT 1
Post by greenpesto on Sept 14, 2006 14:44:07 GMT 1
Funny!!!! I get edited for language .... but you make defamatory remarks towards 'poofs'!!!!! Is there any justice in the world anymore?  ??!!!! GP! ... fighting for the right to speak my mind & for the rights of repressed perv's including 'bum-boys' & 'dykes'!!!!! |
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Sept 14, 2006 16:15:25 GMT 1
Post by JoY on Sept 14, 2006 16:15:25 GMT 1
Funny!!!! I get edited for language .... but you make defamatory remarks towards 'poofs'!!!!! Is there any justice in the world anymore? ??!!!! GP! ... fighting for the right to speak my mind & for the rights of repressed perv's including 'bum-boys' & 'dykes'!!!!! Ah.... but Red's joke was about extinct animals!  and he used politically correct terms for them.....  |
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Sept 14, 2006 17:20:59 GMT 1
Post by RED on Sept 14, 2006 17:20:59 GMT 1
Funny!!!! I get edited for language .... but you make defamatory remarks towards 'poofs'!!!!! Is there any justice in the world anymore? ??!!!! GP! ... fighting for the right to speak my mind & for the rights of repressed perv's including 'bum-boys' & 'dykes'!!!!! Heres a cleaned up version just for you GP. What do you call a blind dinosaur? Doyouthinkhesaurus. What do you call a blind dinosaurs pet dog? Doyouthinkhesaurusrex. ;D Red |
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Joke
Sept 14, 2006 20:04:47 GMT 1
Post by thelloydgang on Sept 14, 2006 20:04:47 GMT 1
Here's a joke for you, still about animals!!!
What do you call a blind deer?
No eye dear! (No idea)
What do you call a blind deer with no legs?
Still no eye deer (No idea)
What do you call a blind, deaf deer with no legs>
Nothing.......he won't hear you!!
They get worse!!
What do you call a 3 legged donky?
Wonky Donkey!
What do you call Wha 1 eyed, 3 legged donkey?
Winky, wonky Donkey!
What do you call a small, 1 eyed, 3 legged donkey?
Dinky, winky, Wonky Donkey!
What do you call a small, 1 eyed, 3 legged donkey who doesn't wash?
Altogether now!....a Stinky, Dinky, Winky, Wonkey Donkey!
What do you call a small, 1 eyed, 3 legged donkey who doesn't wash and is wearing Pink Stilleto's?
A Kinky, Stinky, Dinky, Winky, Wonkey Donkey!!!
Can anyone beat that last one?
Sorry all but I love silly jokes!!
Karen ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Joke
Sept 14, 2006 20:43:24 GMT 1
Post by RhinoNeil on Sept 14, 2006 20:43:24 GMT 1
What do you call a blind deer?
No eye dear! (No idea)
What do you call a blind deer with no legs?
Still no eye deer (No idea)
What do you call a blind, deaf deer with no legs>
Nothing.......he won't hear you!!
They get worse!!
What do you call a 3 legged donky?
Wonky Donkey!
What do you call Wha 1 eyed, 3 legged donkey?
Winky, wonky Donkey!
What do you call a small, 1 eyed, 3 legged donkey?
Dinky, winky, Wonky Donkey!
What do you call a small, 1 eyed, 3 legged donkey who doesn't wash?
Altogether now!....a Stinky, Dinky, Winky, Wonkey Donkey!
What do you call a small, 1 eyed, 3 legged donkey who doesn't wash and is wearing Pink Stilleto's?
A Kinky, Stinky, Dinky, Winky, Wonkey Donkey!!!
Can anyone beat that last one?
Sorry all but I love silly jokes!!
Karen ;D ;D ;D ;D
What do you call a small,1 eyed, 3 legged donkey who doesn't wash and is wearing pink stilleto's who's stuck in quicksand?
A sinky,Pinky,Stinky,Dinky,Winky,Wonkey Donkey
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Joke
Sept 14, 2006 21:16:35 GMT 1
Post by BlindWizard on Sept 14, 2006 21:16:35 GMT 1
What do you call a small,1 eyed, 3 legged donkey who doesn't wash and is wearing pink stilleto's who's stuck in quicksand having a beer?
A Drinky,Sinky,Pinky,Stinky,Dinky,Winky,Wonkey Donkey
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Joke
Sept 15, 2006 0:40:35 GMT 1
Post by RhinoNeil on Sept 15, 2006 0:40:35 GMT 1
What do you call a small,1 eyed, 3 legged donkey who doesn't wash and is wearing pink stilleto's who's stuck in quicksand having a beer, wearing a figure hugging dress?
A Slinky Drinky,Sinky,Pinky,Stinky,Dinky,Winky,Wonkey Donkey
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Joke
Sept 15, 2006 0:42:52 GMT 1
Post by RhinoNeil on Sept 15, 2006 0:42:52 GMT 1
What do you call a small,1 eyed, 3 legged donkey who doesn't wash and is wearing pink stilleto's who's stuck in quicksand having a beer, wearing a figure hugging dress and handcuffs?
A Kinky,Slinky, Drinky,Sinky,Pinky,Stinky,Dinky,Winky,Wonkey Donkey
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??!!!!
and he used politically correct terms for them..... 