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Sept 16, 2006 14:29:31 GMT 1
Post by thelloydgang on Sept 16, 2006 14:29:31 GMT 1
Here's another one folks!!! What do you call a bad tempered,small,fat,white,1 eyed, 3 legged donkey from China who doesn't wash and is wearing pink stilleto's who's stuck in quicksand having a beer, wearing a figure hugging dress and handcuffs and a stetson on his head and looks like Brad Pitt and loves soul music? A Funky Hunky Yankee,Cranky,Chunky,Chinky, Honky,Kinky,Slinky, Drinky,Sinky,Pinky,Stinky,Dinky,Winky,Wonkey Donkey Sorry guys.........i dream about this evey night!!! Karen  ;D |
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Sept 16, 2006 14:33:06 GMT 1
Post by thelloydgang on Sept 16, 2006 14:33:06 GMT 1
They just keep coming!!
What do you call a bad tempered,small,fat,white,1 eyed, 3 legged donkey from China who doesn't wash and is wearing pink stilleto's who's stuck in quicksand having a beer, wearing a figure hugging dress and handcuffs and a stetson on his head, looks like Brad Pitt, loves soul music and is smoking a joint?
A Junkie Funky Hunky Yankee,Cranky,Chunky,Chinky, Honky,Kinky,Slinky, Drinky,Sinky,Pinky,Stinky,Dinky,Winky,Wonkey Donkey
Karen ;D
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Sept 16, 2006 14:36:11 GMT 1
Post by thelloydgang on Sept 16, 2006 14:36:11 GMT 1
What do you call a bad tempered,small,fat,white,1 eyed, 3 legged donkey from China who doesn't wash and is wearing pink stilleto's who's stuck in quicksand having a beer, wearing a figure hugging dress and handcuffs and a stetson on his head, looks like Brad Pitt, loves soul music and Sex Pistols and is smoking a joint?
A Punky Junkie Funky Hunky Yankee,Cranky,Chunky,Chinky, Honky,Kinky,Slinky, Drinky,Sinky,Pinky,Stinky,Dinky,Winky,Wonkey Donkey
Karen ;D
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Sept 16, 2006 14:37:40 GMT 1
Post by thelloydgang on Sept 16, 2006 14:37:40 GMT 1
Oooh I've just thought of another one.......but don't think I'm allowed to print it!  Karen ;D |
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Sept 16, 2006 14:49:27 GMT 1
Post by gloryboy on Sept 16, 2006 14:49:27 GMT 1
What do you call a bad tempered,small,fat,white,1 eyed, 3 legged donkey from China who doesn't wash and is wearing pink stilleto's who's stuck in quicksand having a beer, wearing a figure hugging dress and handcuffs and a stetson on his head, looks like Brad Pitt, loves soul music and Sex Pistols and is smoking a joint,whilst appearing in Panto?
A Widow Twanky,Punky Junkie Funky Hunky Yankee,Cranky,Chunky,Chinky, Honky,Kinky,Slinky, Drinky,Sinky,Pinky,Stinky,Dinky,Winky,Wonkey Donkey
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Sept 16, 2006 14:52:19 GMT 1
Post by gloryboy on Sept 16, 2006 14:52:19 GMT 1
What do you call a bad tempered,small,fat,white,1 eyed, 3 legged donkey from China who doesn't wash and is wearing pink stilleto's who's stuck in quicksand having a beer, wearing a figure hugging dress and handcuffs and a stetson on his head, looks like Brad Pitt, loves soul music and Sex Pistols and is smoking a joint,whilst appearing in Panto, singing RELAX?
A Franky,Widow Twanky,Punky Junkie Funky Hunky Yankee,Cranky,Chunky,Chinky, Honky,Kinky,Slinky, Drinky,Sinky,Pinky,Stinky,Dinky,Winky,Wonkey Donkey
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Sept 16, 2006 14:57:01 GMT 1
Post by gloryboy on Sept 16, 2006 14:57:01 GMT 1
What do you call a piano playing, bad tempered,small,fat,white,1 eyed, 3 legged donkey from China who doesn't wash and is wearing pink stilleto's who's stuck in quicksand having a beer, wearing a figure hugging dress and handcuffs and a stetson on his head, looks like Brad Pitt, loves soul music and Sex Pistols and is smoking a joint,whilst appearing in Panto, singing RELAX?
A Plinky Plonky,Franky,Widow Twanky,Punky Junkie Funky Hunky Yankee,Cranky,Chunky,Chinky, Honky,Kinky,Slinky, Drinky,Sinky,Pinky,Stinky,Dinky,Winky,Wonkey Donkey
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Sept 16, 2006 15:03:05 GMT 1
Post by thelloydgang on Sept 16, 2006 15:03:05 GMT 1
Gloryboy........you almost got my rude version in with Widow Twanky!!! This is really making laugh.............my kids are wondering what on earth is going on!!! We've both got the same silly sense of humour. I've got to go shopping now.......but have thought of a few more.....will post later on!!! Just to keep you all in suspense!!! Karen  |
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Sept 16, 2006 15:04:59 GMT 1
Post by thelloydgang on Sept 16, 2006 15:04:59 GMT 1
Hey all..........posting these jokes has now made me a full member!! Do I get a bottle of champagne? !
Karen ;D
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Sept 16, 2006 15:05:53 GMT 1
Post by gloryboy on Sept 16, 2006 15:05:53 GMT 1
i need to get out more ;D i'm off for a training run which i should have started before coming on here, will be thinking of more additions as i plod the streets for 7 miles!!  |
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Sept 16, 2006 15:08:38 GMT 1
Post by gloryboy on Sept 16, 2006 15:08:38 GMT 1
What do you call a piano playing, bad tempered,small,fat,white,1 eyed, 3 legged donkey, with black and white fur, from China who doesn't wash and is wearing pink stilleto's who's stuck in quicksand having a beer, wearing a figure hugging dress and handcuffs and a stetson on his head, looks like Brad Pitt, loves soul music and Sex Pistols and is smoking a joint,whilst appearing in Panto, singing RELAX? A Skunky,Plinky Plonky,Franky,Widow Twanky,Punky Junkie Funky Hunky Yankee,Cranky,Chunky,Chinky, Honky,Kinky,Slinky, Drinky,Sinky,Pinky,Stinky,Dinky,Winky,Wonkey Donkey Couldn't wait!!! i'll get my coat |
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Sept 16, 2006 15:48:44 GMT 1
Post by RED on Sept 16, 2006 15:48:44 GMT 1
What do you call a piano playing, bad tempered,small,fat,white,1 eyed, 3 legged donkey, with black and white fur, from China who doesn't wash and is wearing pink stilleto's who's stuck in quicksand having a beer, wearing a figure hugging dress and handcuffs and a stetson on his head, looks like Brad Pitt, loves soul music and Sex Pistols and is smoking a joint,whilst appearing in Panto, singing RELAX? A Skunky,Plinky Plonky,Franky,Widow Twanky,Punky Junkie Funky Hunky Yankee,Cranky,Chunky,Chinky, Honky,Kinky,Slinky, Drinky,Sinky,Pinky,Stinky,Dinky,Winky,Wonkey Donkey Couldn't wait!!! i'll get my coat OH.....MY......GOD, when will it end. Shoot me now and get it over with.  Red |
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Sept 16, 2006 16:25:59 GMT 1
Post by dolly on Sept 16, 2006 16:25:59 GMT 1
here here Red  Please quit while your very far ahead. |
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Sept 16, 2006 16:42:08 GMT 1
Post by desmorse on Sept 16, 2006 16:42:08 GMT 1
Hey all..........posting these jokes has now made me a full member!! Do I get a bottle of champagne? ! Karen ;D you sure do ;D ;D ;D In exactly the same way as your PDA played a tune when you hit E1000. Before I became a moderator, I was a SENIOR member, but I think you need grey hair and inconti-pants for that  |
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Sept 16, 2006 20:17:34 GMT 1
Post by thelloydgang on Sept 16, 2006 20:17:34 GMT 1
Sorry some of you miserable lot but i'm gonna keep going with this!!
This is my 8 year old son, Eddie's contribution....he thinks the jokes hysterical!!
What do you call a piano playing, bad tempered,small,fat,white,1 eyed, 3 legged donkey, with black and white fur, from China who doesn't wash and is wearing pink stilleto's who's stuck in quicksand having a beer, wearing a figure hugging dress and handcuffs and a stetson on his head, looks like Brad Pitt, loves soul music and Sex Pistols and is smoking a joint,whilst appearing in Panto, singing RELAX with a cold covered in sticky dirt?
A Manky, Hanky,Skunky,Plinky Plonky,Franky,Widow Twanky,Punky Junkie Funky Hunky Yankee,Cranky,Chunky,Chinky, Honky,Kinky,Slinky, Drinky,Sinky,Pinky,Stinky,Dinky,Winky,Wonkey Donkey
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Please quit while your very far ahead.