Joke

[greenpesto]

What do you call a Donkey with no legs or body?

Ed!!!!

[Blind Scout]

lapland said:

What do you call a blind deer?
No eye dear! (No idea)

What do you call a blind deer with no legs?

Still no eye deer (No idea)

What do you call a blind, deaf deer with no legs>

Nothing.......he won't hear you!!

This must be the clean version. You missed out the line

What do you call a castrated, blind deer with no legs?

I shall let you fill in the missing word.
Still no ------- eye deer.

Answers on a PC (no! no! no! Not Political Correct or Personal Computer, a Post Card. You do remember them?)

[gloryboy]

What do you call a small,white,1 eyed, 3 legged donkey who doesn't wash and is wearing pink stilleto's who's stuck in quicksand having a beer, wearing a figure hugging dress and handcuffs?

A Honky,Kinky,Slinky, Drinky,Sinky,Pinky,Stinky,Dinky,Winky,Wonkey Donkey

[gloryboy]

What do you call a small,white,1 eyed, 3 legged donkey from China who doesn't wash and is wearing pink stilleto's who's stuck in quicksand having a beer, wearing a figure hugging dress and handcuffs?

A Chinky, Honky,Kinky,Slinky, Drinky,Sinky,Pinky,Stinky,Dinky,Winky,Wonkey Donkey

[gloryboy]

What do you call a small,fat,white,1 eyed, 3 legged donkey from China who doesn't wash and is wearing pink stilleto's who's stuck in quicksand having a beer, wearing a figure hugging dress and handcuffs?

A Chunky,Chinky, Honky,Kinky,Slinky, Drinky,Sinky,Pinky,Stinky,Dinky,Winky,Wonkey Donkey

[thelloydgang]

Posted by Gloryboy today:

What do you call a small,fat,white,1 eyed, 3 legged donkey from China who doesn't wash and is wearing pink stilleto's who's stuck in quicksand having a beer, wearing a figure hugging dress and handcuffs?

A Chunky,Chinky, Honky,Kinky,Slinky, Drinky,Sinky,Pinky,Stinky,Dinky,Winky,Wonkey Donkey


I've really started summat here haven't I!! Giving me a laugh tho.........wonder how much further it can go!

Karen ;D

[BlindWizard]

It's more fun (and probably more constructive) than moaning about Hillarys ;D ;D

Yep made me smile and my kids

[gloryboy]

thelloydgang said:

Posted by Gloryboy today:

What do you call a small,fat,white,1 eyed, 3 legged donkey from China who doesn't wash and is wearing pink stilleto's who's stuck in quicksand having a beer, wearing a figure hugging dress and handcuffs?

A Chunky,Chinky, Honky,Kinky,Slinky, Drinky,Sinky,Pinky,Stinky,Dinky,Winky,Wonkey Donkey


I've really started summat here haven't I!! Giving me a laugh tho.........wonder how much further it can go!

Karen ;D

had a bit of a daft half hour!! ;D ;D

[RED]

There are over 800 of us advisors.

I suggest we each put 500 quid towards buying this.(Not much more than we paid for SAM).
cgi.ebay.co.uk/2004-Ferrari-Enzo-in-Red-F1-style-Supercar-Only-800km_W0QQitemZ140028428928QQihZ004QQcategoryZ.

Once we have succesfully won it at auction we can stick a pair of magnetic Hillarys adds on it and share it round at a week each for sales.
Just the thought of the look on those 3 for 99ers faces makes me smile.
Now is this a brilliant plan or wot.

Red

[JoY]

stonehills said:

There are over 800 of us advisors.

I suggest we each put 500 quid towards buying this.(Not much more than we paid for SAM).
cgi.ebay.co.uk/2004-Ferrari-Enzo-in-Red-F1-style-Supercar-Only-800km_W0QQitemZ140028428928QQihZ004QQcategoryZ.

Once we have succesfully won it at auction we can stick a pair of magnetic Hillarys adds on it and share it round at a week each for sales.
Just the thought of the look on those 3 for 99ers faces makes me smile.
Now is this a brilliant plan or wot.

Red

How did I know it was going to be RED?? lol!!

Yes....brilliant idea, as long as I get the first week and not the last!

[gloryboy]

What do you call a bad tempered,small,fat,white,1 eyed, 3 legged donkey from China who doesn't wash and is wearing pink stilleto's who's stuck in quicksand having a beer, wearing a figure hugging dress and handcuffs?

A Cranky,Chunky,Chinky, Honky,Kinky,Slinky, Drinky,Sinky,Pinky,Stinky,Dinky,Winky,Wonkey Donkey

[gloryboy]

What do you call a bad tempered,small,fat,white,1 eyed, 3 legged donkey from China who doesn't wash and is wearing pink stilleto's who's stuck in quicksand having a beer, wearing a figure hugging dress and handcuffs and a stetson on his head?

A Yankee,Cranky,Chunky,Chinky, Honky,Kinky,Slinky, Drinky,Sinky,Pinky,Stinky,Dinky,Winky,Wonkey Donkey

[RED]

gloryboy said:

What do you call a bad tempered,small,fat,white,1 eyed, 3 legged donkey from China who doesn't wash and is wearing pink stilleto's who's stuck in quicksand having a beer, wearing a figure hugging dress and handcuffs and a stetson on his head?

A very sick donkey, that requires urgent medical attention or should have its brains blown out.

[keenasmustard]

stonehills said:

gloryboy said:

What do you call a bad tempered,small,fat,white,1 eyed, 3 legged donkey from China who doesn't wash and is wearing pink stilleto's who's stuck in quicksand having a beer, wearing a figure hugging dress and handcuffs and a stetson on his head?

A very sick donkey, that requires urgent medical attention or should have its brains blown out.

or start him as a new fsm ,their good at flogging dead horse's

[thelloydgang]

.
What do you call a bad tempered,small,fat,white,1 eyed, 3 legged donkey from China who doesn't wash and is wearing pink stilleto's who's stuck in quicksand having a beer, wearing a figure hugging dress and handcuffs and a stetson on his head and looks like Brad Pitt?

A Hunky Yankee,Cranky,Chunky,Chinky, Honky,Kinky,Slinky, Drinky,Sinky,Pinky,Stinky,Dinky,Winky,Wonkey Donkey

This could go on forever!!

Karen ;D ;D ;D