Post by euroweb on Oct 21, 2006 10:16:05 GMT 1
Apologies to all of you who caught 'Have I got News for you' last night and Paul Mertons quip.
Q: How do you make a Venetian Blind ?
A: Poke Him in the eye.
Gives me something different to say rather than wheres your stick, and I left my dog in the car.
I did however recently turn up to a customers house to be greeted by her husband who informed me she was in the bath, remembering the joke himself he actually called up to her asking her if he should send me up
She came down in her dressing gown and I did refrain from saying 'Nice Tits, where do you want these blinds' although the temptation was huge ;D
Q: How do you make a Venetian Blind ?
A: Poke Him in the eye.
Gives me something different to say rather than wheres your stick, and I left my dog in the car.
I did however recently turn up to a customers house to be greeted by her husband who informed me she was in the bath, remembering the joke himself he actually called up to her asking her if he should send me up
She came down in her dressing gown and I did refrain from saying 'Nice Tits, where do you want these blinds' although the temptation was huge ;D