Post by niceday4selinblind on Oct 13, 2006 8:51:33 GMT 1
Ronaldinho goes into the Brazilian changing room to find all his team mates
looking a bit glum. "What's up?" he asks.
"Well, we're having trouble getting motivated for this game. We know it's
important but it's only England. They're rubbish and we can't be bothered".
Ronaldinho looks at them and says "Well, I reckon I can beat these by
myself, you lads go down the pub." So Ronaldinho goes out to play England
by himself and the rest of the Brazilian team go off for a few jars. After
a few pints they wonder how the game is going, so they get the landlord to
put the teletext on. A big cheer goes up as the screen reads "Brazil 1 -
England 0 (Ronaldinho 10 minutes)". He is beating England all by himself!
Anyway, a few more pints later and the game is forgotten until someone
remembers "It must be full time now, let's see how he got on". They put the
teletext on...."Result from the Stadium "Brazil 1 (Ronaldinho 10 minutes) -
England 1 (Crouch 89 minutes)". They can't believe it, he has single
handedly got a draw against England !!
They rush back to the Stadium to congratulate Ronaldinho. They find him in
the dressing room, still in his gear, sat with his head in his hands.
He refuses to look at them. "I've let you down, I've let you down." "Don't
be daft, you got a draw against England, all by yourself. And they only
scored at the very, very end!"
"No, No, I have, I've let you down... I got sent off after 12 minutes"
looking a bit glum. "What's up?" he asks.
"Well, we're having trouble getting motivated for this game. We know it's
important but it's only England. They're rubbish and we can't be bothered".
Ronaldinho looks at them and says "Well, I reckon I can beat these by
myself, you lads go down the pub." So Ronaldinho goes out to play England
by himself and the rest of the Brazilian team go off for a few jars. After
a few pints they wonder how the game is going, so they get the landlord to
put the teletext on. A big cheer goes up as the screen reads "Brazil 1 -
England 0 (Ronaldinho 10 minutes)". He is beating England all by himself!
Anyway, a few more pints later and the game is forgotten until someone
remembers "It must be full time now, let's see how he got on". They put the
teletext on...."Result from the Stadium "Brazil 1 (Ronaldinho 10 minutes) -
England 1 (Crouch 89 minutes)". They can't believe it, he has single
handedly got a draw against England !!
They rush back to the Stadium to congratulate Ronaldinho. They find him in
the dressing room, still in his gear, sat with his head in his hands.
He refuses to look at them. "I've let you down, I've let you down." "Don't
be daft, you got a draw against England, all by yourself. And they only
scored at the very, very end!"
"No, No, I have, I've let you down... I got sent off after 12 minutes"