Post by niceday4selinblind on Oct 13, 2006 8:43:33 GMT 1
Only in Britain... can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance
Only in Britain...do supermarkets make sick people walk all the way to the
back of the shop to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy
cigarettes at the front.
Only in Britain...do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries and a
DIET coke.
Only in Britain...do Banks leave both doors open and chain the pens to the
counters.
Only in Britain...do we leave cars worth thousands of pounds on the drive
and lock our junk and cheap lawn mower in the garage.
Only in Britain...do we use answering machines to screen calls and then
have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't
want to talk to in the first place.
Only in Britain...are there disabled parking places in front of a skating rink.
Only in Britain...do supermarkets make sick people walk all the way to the
back of the shop to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy
cigarettes at the front.
Only in Britain...do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries and a
DIET coke.
Only in Britain...do Banks leave both doors open and chain the pens to the
counters.
Only in Britain...do we leave cars worth thousands of pounds on the drive
and lock our junk and cheap lawn mower in the garage.
Only in Britain...do we use answering machines to screen calls and then
have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't
want to talk to in the first place.
Only in Britain...are there disabled parking places in front of a skating rink.