Post by saxman on Jul 9, 2006 11:41:27 GMT 1
The heaviest element known to science was recently discovered by Boeing physicists. The element, tentatively known as Administratium, has no protons or electrons and thus has an atomic number of 0. However it does have 1 neutron, together with 125 assistant neutrons, 75 vice-neutrons and 111 assistant vice-neutrons. This gives it a relative atomic mass of 312. These 312 particles are bound together by a force that involves the continuous exchange of meson-like particles called morons.
Since it has no electrons, Administratium is of course inert. However it can nonetheless be detected chemically as it impedes every reaction with which it comes into contact. According to the discoverers, a minute amount of Administratium caused one reaction to take over four days to complete when it would normally have occurred in less then one second. Administratium has a normal half-life of approximately three years, at which time it does not actually decay but undergoes a reorganisation in which assistant neutrons, vice-neutrons, and assistant vice-neutrons exchange places. Some studies have shown that the atomic mass actually increases after each reorganisation.
Research at other laboratories indicates that Administratium occurs naturally in the atmosphere. It tends to concentrate at certain points such as government agencies, large corporations, and universities, and can usually be found in the newest, best appointed, and best maintained buildings.
Scientists point out that Administratium is known to be toxic at any level of concentration and can easily destroy any productive reaction where it is allowed to accumulate. Attempts are being made to determine how Administratium can be controlled to prevent irreversible damage, but results to date are not promising.
there seems to a lot of this element at private road no 2........... ;D
Since it has no electrons, Administratium is of course inert. However it can nonetheless be detected chemically as it impedes every reaction with which it comes into contact. According to the discoverers, a minute amount of Administratium caused one reaction to take over four days to complete when it would normally have occurred in less then one second. Administratium has a normal half-life of approximately three years, at which time it does not actually decay but undergoes a reorganisation in which assistant neutrons, vice-neutrons, and assistant vice-neutrons exchange places. Some studies have shown that the atomic mass actually increases after each reorganisation.
Research at other laboratories indicates that Administratium occurs naturally in the atmosphere. It tends to concentrate at certain points such as government agencies, large corporations, and universities, and can usually be found in the newest, best appointed, and best maintained buildings.
Scientists point out that Administratium is known to be toxic at any level of concentration and can easily destroy any productive reaction where it is allowed to accumulate. Attempts are being made to determine how Administratium can be controlled to prevent irreversible damage, but results to date are not promising.
there seems to a lot of this element at private road no 2........... ;D