topical humour

[dolly]

A South African gold digger lost a leg in an accident. " I'm up the creek now" he said." Who will want a one-legged gold digger now?"
"ME" said Paul McCartney


Lawyers for Paul McCartney have slammed Heather Mills £200M divorce settlement saying she hasnt a leg to stand on!
Paul himself as said he was sick of her coming home legless and wants a new women who can stand on her own two feet.

[RED]

My wife has just informed me she is getting a courtisone injection next week.
Typical says I.
Spend, spend, spend. Whats wrong with a Ford Escort like everyone else.

Red

[david]

Please do not take Ford Escorts name in vain i thought he Was verry good in THE HITCHERS HIKERS GIDE TO THE GALAXY

oops ive just upgraded some one again