Post by desmorse on May 3, 2006 20:54:29 GMT 1
Little Johnny ran home from school one day, very excited. "Mum, Mum, I've just had sex with my teacher!"
Mum is understandably shocked and disgusted. "That's terrible. Wait till your father hears about this - he'll soon deal with it. He's in the shed, go and tell him right now"
Little Johnny runs to the shed, a little downhearted. "Dad, I had sex today with my teacher. Mum said I had to come and tell you"
Dad, beaming "Sex, with your teacher? At your age? I'm so proud of you son
Chip off the old block. That's fantastic. Wish I'd had that at your age. As a reward, I've been fixing your old bike, would you like to ride it tonight"
"Thanks Dad, but not today, my bum's still sore"
Mum is understandably shocked and disgusted. "That's terrible. Wait till your father hears about this - he'll soon deal with it. He's in the shed, go and tell him right now"
Little Johnny runs to the shed, a little downhearted. "Dad, I had sex today with my teacher. Mum said I had to come and tell you"
Dad, beaming "Sex, with your teacher? At your age? I'm so proud of you son
Chip off the old block. That's fantastic. Wish I'd had that at your age. As a reward, I've been fixing your old bike, would you like to ride it tonight""Thanks Dad, but not today, my bum's still sore"
