black OR white zebra

[desmorse]

Young zebra to mum, "mum, am I a white zebra with black stripes, or a black zebra with white stripes?". Mum thought about this and told him to ask his dad.
Young zebra found his dad in the herd and said, "dad, am I a white zebra with black stripes, or a black zebra with white stripes?". Dad thought about this and said he didn't know, but would ask others in the herd.
Some time later, the young zebra caught up with his dad and said "dad, have you found out whether I'm a white zebra with black stripes, or a black zebra with white stripes?". "No" said dad, "but when I die and go to heaven, I'll find out for you".
Time passed, both dad and son died. Son again caught up with dad in heaven and asked the same question. "Sorry," said dad, "still haven't found out, but when you see God, ask him.
The young zebra saw God and said "God, am I a white zebra with black stripes, or a black zebra with white stripes?". "You are what you are" said God, "live your life as you". So the young zebra found his father and said, "I've asked God wether I'm a white zebra with black stripes, or a black zebra with white stripes and he just said you are what you are..". "well there you are then, you're a white zebra with black stripes", said dad.
The young zebra looked puzzled and said "How do work that out dad?". "Well" he said, "if you were a black zebra with white stripes, God would have said ....... you is what you is ........"

Oh dear, I beat you wish you hadn't bothered getting to the end ;D ;D ;D ;D

[grumperbear]

Reminds me of acustomer who wanted an awning in all white. Closest we could get was a grey and white striped one. Stripes all equal in size.

Customer says "is it white with grey stripes or grey with white stripes"

l say "How would you like it"

She says "l want it white with grey stripes"

She was never convinced that she would get the right one so did not order.

Customers name was Mrs Spratt

[greenpesto]

A baby polar bear goes up to his mum & says " Mum, am I really a Polar bear?"
Mum says " Of course you are dear, why do you ask?"

The baby Polar bear replies " Because I'm Fu**ing Freezing!"