Ghetto blinds customers, nativity play.

[saxman]

There's this bird called Mary, yeah? She's a virgin (wossat then?)

She's not married or nuffink, but she's got this boyfriend, Joe, innit?
He does joinery an' that. Mary lives with him in a crib dahn Nazaref.

One day Mary meets this bloke Gabriel. She's like 'Oo ya lookin at?'
Gabriel just goes 'You got one up the duff, you have.'

Mary's totally gobsmacked. She gives it to him large 'Stop dissin' me yeah!
I ain't no Kappa-slapper. I never bin wiv no one!'

So Mary goes and sees her cousin Liz, who's six months gone herself.
Liz is largin' it. She's filled with spirits, Barcardi Breezers an' that.

She's like 'Orright, Mary, I can feel me bay-bee in me tummy and I
reckon I'm well blessed. Think of all the extra benefits an' that we
are gonna get.'

Mary goes 'Yeah, s'pose you're right'

Mary an' Joe ain't got no money so they have to ponse a donkey, an' go
dahn Beflehem on that. They get to this pub an' Mary wants to stop, yeah?
To have her bay-bee an' that.

But there ain't no room at the inn, innit? So Mary an' Joe break an'
enter into this garridge, only it's filled wiv animals.
Cahs an' sheep an' that.

Then these three geezers turn up, looking proper bling, wiv crowns on
their heads.

They're like 'Respect, bay-bee Jesus', an' say they're wise men from
the East End.

Joe goes: 'If you're so wise, wotchoo doin' wiv this Frankenstein an'
myrrh?
Why dincha just bring gold, Adidas and Burberry?'

It's all about to kick off when Gabriel turns up again an' sez he's
got another message from this Lord geezer. He's like 'The police is
comin an' they're killin all the bay-bees.
You better nash off to Egypt.'

Joe goes 'You must be monged it you think I'm goin'
dahn Egypt on a minging donkey'

Gabriel sez 'Suit yerself, pal. But it's your look out if you stay.'

So they go dahn Egypt till they've stopped killin the first-born an'
it's safe an' that.

Then Joe and Mary and Jesus go back to Nazaref, an'
Jesus turns water into Stella.

HAPPY CHRISTMAS

[kwikfitfitter]

All those advisors that used to have a shop in their area will surely mourn their passing so when the powers that be realise what a huge mistake it was to close them and want to open new ones i think they should be looking for that ideal spot between Farmfoods and Cash Generator just round the back of the market!!!




Long term strategy? whats that then

[heriticus]

;Doxfam could be a good place or even inside a benifits office

[miss measure]

hey guess whats on january sale yeah you guessed it 3 for 99 and in a better more saleable fabric just what we need a good fabric wow lets entice them to spend 99 great fab wonderful cant wait whoppeeeeeeeeeee

[russell]

never mind ive only sold 2 at 99 and dont intend selling any more it could be worse we could be working for a living ;D

[heriticus]

not many on lately not many joined spread the word before we lose our purpose where are you all dont you care about :-*your livelyhood or do you just leave it to others :-Xpoint made no reply no interest you must be part timers

[desmorse]

You could try my approach.
All half decent samples ditch as soon as received, currently carrying 1 vertical, 2 roller fabrics. When asked for £99, explain it's a warehouse clearance exercise to make room for new range. Been going for a couple of months now, so only fabric left is .......... orange with black flowers. If CLC have helpfully told customer there's several fabrics available, tell them there is, but each county has just 1 or 2 fabrics each to ensure not over sold

Poor conversion rate & sell an awful lot of clouds, but only taken 2 £99 orders since started in Sept.

[russell]

::)same here gvman only sold 2 and i do 30k per month just dont show them all its no big deal we are salesman theres no skill in selling 3 for 99 and no commision either i hope it stops in jan though but i bet its here too stay