Post by gloryboy on Nov 22, 2005 23:24:50 GMT 1
THE HORMONE WARNING:
>The Hormone Hostage knows that there are days in the month when all a
>man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his own hands!
>This is
>a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license in the
>wallet
>of every husband, boyfriend, or significant other!
>
>DANGEROUS: What's for dinner?
>SAFER: Can I help you with dinner?
>SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner?
>ULTRA SAFE: Have some chocolate
>
>DANGEROUS: Are you wearing that?
>SAFER: Wow, you look good in brown.
>SAFEST: WOW! Look at you!
>ULTRA SAFE: Have some chocolate
>
>DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about?
>SAFER: Could we be overreacting?
>SAFEST: Here's my paycheck.
>ULTRA SAFE: Have some chocolate
>
>DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that?
>SAFER: You know, there are a lot of apples left.
>SAFEST: Can I get you a glass of wine with that?
>ULTRA SAFE: Have some chocolate
>
>DANGEROUS: What did you do all day?
>SAFER: I hope you didn't over-do it today.
>SAFEST: I've always loved you in that robe!
>ULTRA SAFE: Have some more chocolate.
>
>13 Things PMS Stands For
>1. Pass My Shotgun
>2. Psychotic Mood Shift
>3. Perpetual Munching Spree
>4. Puffy Mid-Section
>5. People Make me Sick
>6. Provide Me with Sweets
>7. Pardon My Sobbing
>8. Pimples May Surface
>9. Pass My Sweatpants
>10. Pissy Mood Syndrome
>11. Plainly; Men Suck
>12. Pack My Stuff
>And my favorite one...
>
>13. Potential Murder Suspect