Oh Dear!

[phugly]

WIFE: What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?


HUSBAND: Definitely not!


WIFE: Why not - don't you like being married?


HUSBAND: Of course I do.


WIFE: Then why wouldn't you remarry?


HUSBAND: Okay, I'd get married again.


WIFE: You would? ....... (with a hurtful look on her face).


HUSBAND: (makes audible groan).


WIFE: Would you live in our house?


HUSBAND: Sure, it's a great house.


WIFE: Would you sleep with her in our bed?


HUSBAND: Where else would we sleep?


WIFE: would you let her drive my car?


HUSBAND: Probably, it is almost new.


WIFE: Would you replace my pictures with hers?


HUSBAND: That would seem like the proper thing to do.


WIFE: Would she use my golf clubs?


HUSBAND: No, she's left-handed.


WIFE: - - silence - -

HUSBAND: F * * K

[JoY]

LOL....... made me chuckle. ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D



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Phugly replies:

Good, I think we all need a little cheering up occasionally, especially with this 3 for 99