Monkey and the lizard

[phugly]

A monkey is sitting in a tree smoking a joint when a
little lizard walks past and looks up and says to the
monkey "hey! what are you doing?"

The monkey says "smoking a joint, come up and have
some." So the little lizard climbs up and sits next to
the monkey and they have a few joints.

After a while the little lizard says his mouth is
'dry' and is going to get a drink from the river.

The little lizard is so stoned that he leans too far
over and falls into the river. A Crocodile sees this
and swims over to the little lizard and helps him to
the side, then asks the little lizard, "whats the
matter with you?" The little lizard explains to the
crocodile that he was sitting smoking a joint with the
monkey in the tree, got too stoned and then fell into
the river while taking a drink.

The crocodile says he has to check this out and walks
into the jungle, finds the tree where the monkey is
sitting, finishing a joint, and he looks up and says
"hey you!"

The Monkey looks down and says "whoaaaaaaaaaa

dude.......how much water did you drink?!!"