Post by phugly on Aug 27, 2005 15:16:52 GMT 1
The college professor had just finished explaining an
important research project to his class. He emphasized
that this paper was an absolute requirement for
passing his class, and that there would be only two
acceptable excuses for being late. Those were a
medically certifiable illness or a death in the
student's immediate family. A smart behind student in the
back of the classroom waved his hand and spoke up.
"But what about extreme sexual exhaustion, professor?"
As you would expect, the class exploded in laughter.
When the students had finally settled down, the
professor froze the young man with a glaring look.
"Well," he responded, "I guess you'll just have to
learn to write with your other hand."
important research project to his class. He emphasized
that this paper was an absolute requirement for
passing his class, and that there would be only two
acceptable excuses for being late. Those were a
medically certifiable illness or a death in the
student's immediate family. A smart behind student in the
back of the classroom waved his hand and spoke up.
"But what about extreme sexual exhaustion, professor?"
As you would expect, the class exploded in laughter.
When the students had finally settled down, the
professor froze the young man with a glaring look.
"Well," he responded, "I guess you'll just have to
learn to write with your other hand."