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[farmer]

grumperbear said:

Farmer,

You came out, they know who you are, and now you are suffering from it.

maybe its what i need a kick up the backside.

Dont want to, but what do you do if you have no choice.

[euroweb]

Anyone want to hazard a guess at what this diary note is meant to be telling me ?

"as very very as poss 4 appt?"

guess I shouldn't complain, at least there is a note for a change, rather than it being missing, when the customer has said call beforehand as they're at work and will pop back home when they know what time I will arrive . . .

Bet the customers name is DOHERTY and not OHERTY as its listed in the diary . . .

[RED]

euroweb said:

Anyone want to hazard a guess at what this diary note is meant to be telling me ?

"as very very as poss 4 appt?"

guess I shouldn't complain, at least there is a note for a change, rather than it being missing, when the customer has said call beforehand as they're at work and will pop back home when they know what time I will arrive . . .

Bet the customers name is DOHERTY and not OHERTY as its listed in the diary . . .

Do you not understand plain English?
It means exactly what it says. That Mrs Oherty wants you to go at very very O'Clock or as near as (4) for the appt . Ummmm, yes now I see what you mean.
They have a word jumbling machine that they put all messages in to and out the other end pops a Gigo message. This goes on to your Sam and then its just a case of work it out from the clues. Easy peasey. ;D.
I had one once for a Mrs Eieieieieieiei, strangely enough the house did not even exist. What made it worse was that she rang in to complain I had not shown up and they booked her in again with the same details.
Marvelous.

Red

[greenpesto]

Aaaahh! Yes!!!!

I remember plain English!!!!

Wasn't that the time when everyone on the phone had English as their FIRST language???

I had the same problem the other day when my computer crashed & I needed help from my ISP .... every person I spoke to had come places far further South East than Eastbourne!!!!!!

Why do they all start a sentence with ... "Vot it is royyyte, init!!!!"

[thelloydgang]

I had one once for a Mrs Eieieieieieiei

Hi Red

Was your customer, named above, related to Old McDonald by any chance? ;D

Karen

[RED]

thelloydgang said:

I had one once for a Mrs Eieieieieieiei

Hi Red

Was your customer, named above, related to Old McDonald by any chance? ;D

Karen

I think she was Pakistani and CLG could not understand her so just put anything down. Even the phone number was wrong.
They did insist that it was the correct spelling of her surname though.
Oh Yes, and I am Belgian Royalty just over here on work experience.
Lets face it though, their is an awful lot to learn to do CLG, like eeeeerrrr, ummmmm spelling, and urrrr typing and ummmm, let me think, errrrr, oh yes, tapping keyboards and talking. All very hard when trying to do all four at once.

[maxximus]

stonehills said:

thelloydgang said:

I had one once for a Mrs Eieieieieieiei

Hi Red

Was your customer, named above, related to Old McDonald by any chance? ;D

Karen

I think she was Pakistani and CLG could not understand her so just put anything down. Even the phone number was wrong.
They did insist that it was the correct spelling of her surname though.
Oh Yes, and I am Belgian Royalty just over here on work experience.
Lets face it though, their is an awful lot to learn to do CLG, like eeeeerrrr, ummmmm spelling, and urrrr typing and ummmm, let me think, errrrr, oh yes, tapping keyboards and talking. All very hard when trying to do all four at once.

Red you forgot to include listening in your list. I had a customer request an appointment after 10am call as they are retired, CLG special instructions asked me to be there as early as poss., so I arrived at 8.45 on my way home after the school run. Needless to say one more unhappy customer.