BEZBOZNY
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Stressed....treat yourself, let it out!!
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Post by BEZBOZNY on Dec 12, 2005 20:01:43 GMT 1
Well I need to start making some more cash so have decided to sell my left lung. I have lived a healthy life and can 100% guarantee the lung for at least another 100 years (how's that for a guarantee!!). I have worked it all out a bottle of rum and a sharp scalpel and some fishing wire should just about do it. I will need to get my left nostril stitched closed thus directing all air through to the right one (  ) but I can't see any other complications......... Erm ok, so maybe this was just a post to get people using this area of the forum, it could be blooming useful if people start to use it ;D |
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Post by saxman on Dec 12, 2005 21:50:57 GMT 1
if you throw in 2 more, i'll give you £99.00 for them....... ;D
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BEZBOZNY
Junior Member
Stressed....treat yourself, let it out!!
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Post by BEZBOZNY on Dec 13, 2005 15:53:25 GMT 1
By my calculations: 3 x lungs to you minus one bottle of rum and a scalpel plus some fishing wire only leaves me with a profit of...................... £14 I poop poop at your offer, how about 2 for £149?  |
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alcli01957
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ACCY STANLEY Div 2 Hello boys we're back! & Bloody well staying this time!
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Post by alcli01957 on Nov 15, 2006 0:20:58 GMT 1
d**n sight better than 3 for 99!!!!
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Post by saxman on Nov 23, 2006 1:53:49 GMT 1
whatever happened to bez ?............  |
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Post by phugly on Nov 23, 2006 14:56:36 GMT 1
He saw the light and jumped ship
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Post by slimjim on Nov 24, 2006 17:15:27 GMT 1
Saw this and nearly wept, I am brand new newbie and what I read here is scarey! How many advisors think it's worth ripping out a lung for? [ Unless it's your fsm's lung!!!!  |
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Post by gloryboy on Nov 24, 2006 17:40:20 GMT 1
Saw this and nearly wept, I am brand new newbie and what I read here is scarey! How many advisors think it's worth ripping out a lung for? [ Unless it's your fsm's lung!!!! don't be scared. be realistic, be ruthless and look after no.1. |
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) but I can't see any other complications.........
