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Post by keenasmustard on Mar 12, 2006 20:32:02 GMT 1
so is the buzz word for this week dildo
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Post by phugly on Mar 12, 2006 20:45:43 GMT 1
Careful!!! Joy will censor you. ;D ;D.
I've been waiting to be cenored since she removed a joke couple of weeks ago, but she obviously hasnt spotted it yet (and I'm not giving clues) ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Post by pyramid on Mar 28, 2006 17:29:33 GMT 1
I had been chatting to the lady of the house when her husband arrived home. He announced that he had got a dart board for his shed.Thinking he would see the humour I said where will you keep your tools now then?Totally seriously he said I keep them in the outhouse. No prizes for guessing what type of blinds they bought.
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Post by dibsdobs on Mar 28, 2006 20:40:09 GMT 1
Taking an order today for a vert, when the wife walks into the conservatory and says.... "Can you give me a screw" I says, "Pardon" Her husband was present, but neither saw the funny side  Turns out she needed a little retaining bolt/ screw thingy for the face fix bracket. Ah well  |
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Post by RhinoNeil on Mar 28, 2006 22:12:01 GMT 1
I went to a customers last week....The wife let me in and says "My husband will be down in a minute, he's upstairs getting washed..he's just been trimming my bush"...turns out he'd been pruning the hedge. I turned away quickly to hide the smirk on my face. ;D
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